Well, in a recent TV show I watched, an athiest was questioning his friend, and suggested that he might as well worship Gargamel.
And I thought to myself: who is Gargamel?
I knew he was a cartoon arch-villan of unspeakable evil, but I couldn't immediately place him. Was he a Disney villan from a movie I saw as a kid? Then today I Googled him, and I wonder how I ever forgot.
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